yesterday mannan talked bout murphy's law. the shit about anything that can go wrong will go wrong. then when i reached home i saw this website on murphy's law too. i think it was pretty cool and loved 10 =D
MURPHY'S LAWSTHE PRIME AXIOM: In any field of scientific endeavor, anything that can go wrong, will.
2. If the possibility exists of several things going wrong, the one that will go wrong is the one that will do the most damage.
3. Everything will go wrong at one time.
3.1 That time is always when you least expect it.
4. If nothing can go wrong, something will.
5. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
6. Everything takes longer than you think.
7. Left to themselves, things always go from bad to worse.
8. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
9. Given the most inappropriate time for something to go wrong, that's when it will occur.
10. Mother Nature is a bitch.
10.1 The universe is not indifferent to intelligence, it is actively hostile to it.
11. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
12. If in any problem you find yourself doing an immense amount of work, the answer can be obtained by simple inspection.
13. Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to make it complex and wonderful.
14. If it doesn't fit, use a bigger hammer.
15. In an instrument or device characterized by a number of plus-or-minus errors, the total error will be the sum of all the errors adding in the same direction.
16. In any given calculation, the fault will never be placed if more than one person is involved.
16.1 In any given discovery, the credit will never be properly placed if more than one person is involved.
17. All warranty and guarantee clauses become invalid upon payment of the final invoice.
18. Murphy's Law: "If there are two or more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it."
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Proof of Murphy's Law
Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven."
and worst thing is his stupid law got proven yesterday. was raining so i borrowed an unbrella from clarissa to go home. the normal miniature unbrella with the covering and stuff. reached home safely woots but then lo and behold, i can't seem to find that stupid covering. shall spare the rest of the details cos it brings back horrible memories o.O
ok enough about unhappy things. just went to bathe and when i came out mom told me someone called me. so ok i went to check it out and saw a foreign number..as in never see before that kind but local. so i called him back. omg guess who picked up! it's a BLANGA!! lmao extracts from the chinese vs blanga clip instantly reverterbrated in my head and i just wanted to laugh out loud. but being a kind and non-racist person i forgave him and hung up. ok u got me. but at least i tried not to laugh in his face straight so i tried to sound as polite as possible hahaha. so i called ray later to tell him what happened and he both laughed out asses off at the retarded 7 seconds conversation that blanga and i just had. sas boys hahahaa.
short entry today. brain dead.
