Saturday, December 30, 2006


lemme start by saying rj is DAMN BLOODY BIG. HUMONGOUS. GIGANTIC. yeah i believe u get the point.

had alumini match this morning at sa. then met iz to go down rj.

ok so today went down to rj for artillery vs rj. but apparently something happened so it became comb uni. vs rj. haha. explored rj with iz showing me around before match started. nabei. first time i walk from one end of a sch to the other end feeling so shag. thats not the worst. worst is the sch has MANY ends. walk until legs wanna break. ohhh ya special mention given to their library. it's freaking THREE storeys. and the architecture not those kind of la sap la sap kind like sa, rather it's...sophisticated. majiam national library liddat so freaking cool wahahaha. then went to the hall or whatever (they have many of such buildings =.=) to watch badminton since had so much time to kill. saw my pri sch classmate there but unfortunately i don't think he remembered me lols. so anyways. they are so so so pro haha. what the heck la. can't even see the shuttle, only their hands moving and people running around the court. haha i sound so noob =x

game went as per normal. nothing much to talk about. or rather nothing that i haven't seen before lols. bleah now i sound so showoff LOL.

home after that and thats it haha.

on the way home i keep thinking. if only i had gone to rj, maybe life would be different and everything would change. but that also means i lose all the friends i made in sa and stuff. so yeah. i guess there's no right or wrong answer. hope all turns out good.

lemme reemphasize rj campus is FUCKING NICE! bah.



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Friday, December 29, 2006


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randomness

wha. haven't blogged like 2 days straight for a long time now. not since like 2 years ago LOL. anyways decided to write about something random today, mainly about people calling the wrong person.

have you ever kena those calls that when you pick up and go 'hello' and hear the sweet dial tone 3 seconds later? what the fuck is their problem man. THEY DON'T HAVE MANNERS TO EVEN SAY SORRY IZZIT? i think most of these people are *cough*. nevermind. after kena whack by the sedition law for racism i scared. bah.

and then there's the ignorant one. can't really blame them though. after picking up the phone and hearing a strangely unfamiliar voice, shouldn't one be puzzled? MORE SO IF THE PERSON YOU'RE LOOKING FOR IS ONE OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER SPEAKING INTO THE PHONE. ah i'm speechless with this kind of people. worst thing is they insist they're right. and when proven wrong, they do 2 things. one of which is described above, ie they just hang up. the next thing is pretty much the same, except with an apology added.

next up are the overseas wrong dialers. this is probably the worst and most uncommon, since not many people get overseas call everyday or what lol. at least for local calls they don't burn such a big hole in your pocket. not much advice for them. just hang up as soon as possible LOL.

finally there's the only acceptable kind. these people hear your voice, realise they dialed the wrong person, say sorry and hang up. simple. all solved within 3 seconds if the person is a fast talker, and at most 10 seconds if the person has a short tongue and speaks so slowly it's difficult for him to to *certain* things.

i mean. seriously. i take a lot of offense at such acts for i find it disturbs peace. omg. imagine taking an afternoon nap and suddenly the phone rings. you drag your half dead body out of bed and answers it only to find out the intended recipent was not you, nor your family or friends, or their family or friends. ok you get the point. and if the caller was the category one kind ie those that just hang up, you're mood's gonna be ruined for the rest of the day baby.

dude what happens to all the education gahmen trying to force into us? so much education so little curtesy. what's the point? this isn't how a world class nation with world class citizens is supposed to act.

p.s. i got really pissed by this stupid caller just now since that call came at a most inappropriate time and got me killed in a team battle in dota =.= , hence the flaming of everybody.



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Wednesday, December 27, 2006


hmm ok. so christmas's over and there's no more training..weEeE~~.

most lifechanging things happening in the month happens to be going to the SE chalet and hooper's hse to stay over. shall elaborate on each one by one just like a stupid gp essay.

ANYWAYS first up was the SE chalet. nabei ray tell us go there at like 4? omg man i mean why the fuck do ppl go to a chalet's FIRST day at 4 for? nevertheless made my way down thinking that there would be some exciting programs to participate in there. sad to say life never gives u what u want. and spent the entire bloody evening kicking ball with derrick aloy ben and thumblea. READ: kicking, not playing soccer or what. ohh ya before that got kp-ed at by the stupid arcade cashier. i think she's just too bored. i mean..who wouldn't be after stoning there WITHOUT customers for like so freaking long. it's no wonder she rails at anyone who patronises those machines. bah don't wanna talk about it nemore. biach.

ok party started FINALLY. free flow alcohol apparently. beer was on quota. see the contradiction? and in suffecient food..OMG LIKE HOW CAN MAN..yes food-wise was a total failure. then after snack time (oh it's supposed to be dinner?...) had like mass games and intro. then gay iz went to pull people off to play cards with him. and then some sort of chain reaction occured and slowly 1 by 1 started leaving. mehs. iz if ur reading this ITS ALL UR FAULT WE COULDN'T HAVE A MASS ORGY IN THE PLAYGROUND. oops. did i just say that out loud?

ah then felt a rush of emo and didn't wanna crap with the rest so went to play mahjong with dyan alethea and janice, with the incessant bantering of erwin lam. FUCK OFF LA PLS CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A GAME WITHOUT U INTERFERING? then kena chase out cos people wanna sleep lols. feeling quite tired at that time and slp for like 30 mins - 1 hr? haha. ok woke up then went downstairs and found a whole bunch of zombies. dead tired but won't sleep. ok so anyways went to join in their chatter. the np guys were freaking funny man ahahahaha. talked cock until pretty early in the morning and then hailed a cab to go hougang with the np people cos *cough* someone didn't wanna take me cos she thought i was joking -.- . more crap came out in the cab. details of what happened in the cab shall be spared due to grossly obsene materials which sometimes made the taxi drived squirm in his seat. I SAW HIM DO THAT WAHAHAHA.

grabbed a macs breakfast then went home to zzzzzzzz....

ahaha the stayover at hooper's hse was comparatively better..maybe cos we're a smaller bunch of people. met those ppl at like 4? omg what a gross coincidence at hooper's residence. those penthouses. YES OMGWTF PENTHOUSES. NOT ONE, BUT TWO. just besides tan tock seng hospital. rather useful building if u ask me. xboxing all the way till dinner which was graciously treated by hooper's dad =D. thanks uncle lol. then followed by a punk on jeremy. so we hid in the storeroom to bluff him we all went home. what can i say, he's THAT 'smart'. here's an excerpt from the dark and small storeroom holding 6 people:

aaron: who farted?
*silent*
dan: where got?
kiang: *holds nose* WTF MAN IT STINKS!
*echoes of kiang by the others*
me: shhhhh!! after ppl know how.
*silence*
me: er..won't he like notice our shoes outside and realise we're actually at home?
aaron: oh yeah! crap we're busted.
kiang: u think he's that smart?
all: LOL
*shhhhhhh*

haha..in the end we pulled it off successfully..the look on his face was priceless =D

then went for like midnight soccer..or rather 2am soccer..until like 4 am haha. omg man. it's like the 2nd midnight soccer this month haha. played until the guard kp us then we went up. then xboxed even more and watched mr n mrs smith..great show stupid ending. haha. then poor jeremy fell asleep again got shaving cream on his face LOL. ah then everyone started to get tired and fall asleep. dunno why i could'nt sleep and dotaed on hooper's com until like 8am haha. then slept from 8-12 and then forgot what happened. lunch at TTSH and then back to the xbox lols. and i FINALLY beat aaron at fifa 07..wha exciting shit man. final score 6-5 i think. with the final goal scored at 120th min LOL. really close game..haha good game anyways..went home thereafter.

oh well..i guess that pretty much ends everything..school's starting soon..bleahs. =(



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Friday, December 01, 2006
happy 2nd bdae :D

celebrate !!! haha yes it's that time of the year again lols.

anyways today was funnn.. spend whole day in town which is quite rare since it's so hard to find time to do that.

after sup training went to seoul garden with the polo ppl :D. another crazy seoul outing where burning of food was involved, as usual. then we had this name for the super chaotah hotplate in which food could REALLY not be cooked anymore, else you'll be eating more carbon than meat, aka 'graveyard' lols. was super funny seeing how it all turned black and made small little carbon figurines under the hotplate haha. and ice cream scooping sucks. long story short. scoop scoop ice cream don't wanna come off. swing swing accidentally swing into the garlic LOL. lucky no one saw :D

then everyone sorta left and me aloy sylvia and yuwen went to walk around taka haha. wtf man aloy bought 2 pairs of leather shoes from some italian shop costing some 160 bucks / pair. then yuwen kept wanting to be his girlfriend LOL. then went to orchard library. they did their own stuff while i slept for about an hour plus muahahaha..tired lar cannot blame haha. then went to paragon to see the super high-end shops. walked into armani exchange and saw the freaking cheap plastic looking coat costing 999 bucks. walked out 5 mins later.

saw a famous amos branch. feeling hungry and wanted to take free samples ahahaha.. singaporean wad.. what u expect? was intending to take a sample of every kind until that stupid cashier told me one person could only sample 3 max. crap. saw through my plan. nevertheless sylvia bought a pack of choc chip and mac nuts. one question. why do cookies with macnuts ONLY cost more than cookies with macnuts and choc chips? i mean, they could have used the same quantity of mac nuts in each case. oh well.

after that we went to this novelty sex shop. condom fantasy was the name i think lol. at first the girls were like 'OMG U SERIOUS?!?!?' . yes. too bored lar whole day see clothing not sian meh. time to see things without clothing LOL. no la they didn't have any porn there. saw condom sculptures, dildos and OMG GUMMY UNDERWEAR. so fascinating can hahaha. then aloy and me were like:

me: those condoms are super cool.
aloy: yeah?
me: yeah. imagine you wear. then after a long day tired already. then think must do laundry. soooo..instead of washing it, why not EAT it.
aloy: LOL
*both burst out laughing in the midst of the crowded street*

i think someone heard us. who cares.

super fun day. should have more of this kind of crap outings haha. if time permits that is.



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